Ladies and gentlemen, today I bring before your eyes and ears the happy news that the full realization of Communism’s… Any Storm In A Port Will Do

Folks, you know how you can tell when a member of the mainstream media is lying to you?  They have… All Hail the Wolf Pac Or A Theory By Any Other Name

I’ve got a lot to get off my chest.  In the grand scheme of things, I typically find that it… A Tirade Against Tyranny

Okay, have I lost my mind?  Or did we just witness one of the greater examples in recent memory of… B-B-B-Bernie and the Jerks

Hey, what if one time when Thanos snapped his fingers, he was thinking about himself in the moment?  The task… Throw Twitter in the Mircowave

A strange phenomenon occasionally presses itself into folds of the American collective consciousness, and it is often best described by… Dancing on the Gallup Pole

Tyranny arrives at our doorstep in many different forms, the better to fool us into letting it in the door… You Be the Judge

If you haven’t caught onto it yet, I have a very active imagination.  So, here’s what I imagine must happen… Whatever Happened to Admirable Admiralty?

Oh, China, China!  You bringer of bad news and food that leaves me hungry again in 30 minutes!  Now, it… The Rocket’s “Red” Glare

Well, folks, I hope you weren’t thinking that the touchdown is in sight.  That’s right; don’t wave those foam fingers… Re-Classifying the Blah-Blah

Now, I’m a pretty trusting sort, but when it comes to Antony Blinken, I’ve got a BS Detector that goes… Left Behind Afghanistan Style

Folks, it’s official: the vat-o-scat has been dumped into the point of no return, and is presently whisking its way… The Pukes of Hazard

Chaos in the streets, folks!  Welcome to the future menagerie of murder and mayhem that is Los Angeles County.  Please… L.A. County– Ripe for the Picking or Get the Blah Blah – It’s the Law Law

As a person for whom telling jokes is a big part of his living, I can assure you that very… People Just Don’t Get “D” Joke

Well, I’ve been saying it for years, but nobody listened: you make too many left turns in a day, you’re… Let’s Go Nascar!

Do you ever wonder why we refer to the Woke folk as the “Woke Mob”?  It’s because they act like… You Say Blah Blah, I Say No No