Making a solemn-looking boy scout pledge, former president Donald Trump laughed at Joe Biden for his potentially dangerous bike accident over the long weekend. Why anyone thinks it’s a good idea to put Brandon on a bicycle at his age and in his mental condition is beyond belief.
Well, then again, they’ve put him in the White House, with access to nuke codes, so yeah, guess I’d take the bike over that any day.
On Saturday, Joe Biden stumbled while attempting to get off his allegedly $600 bike, as if naming the price would throw us off the scent of an eight-figure corruption scandal involving his coked-out son Hunter and international business dealings.
Gonna have to do better than that, libs.
Trump pounced on the moment, first offering condolences before ridiculing the man the nation is supposed to believe garnered 81 million votes.
And monkeys might fly out of a pig’s backside too.
“I hope he has recovered, because as you know he fell off his bicycle today. No I’m serious, I hope he’s ok. Fell off a bicycle.
I make this pledge to you. I will never, ever ride a bicycle.”
Here is Trump doing things only Trump can do:
In the wake of Joe Biden falling off his bicycle over the weekend Donald Trump pledges he will never, ever ride a bicycle. pic.twitter.com/ivwSonlhB4
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) June 21, 2022
In a video seen around the world, Biden got caught up in the toe cage, a feature meant for serious riders and racers. The president is neither of those things, nor is he remotely capable of simply being.
The New York Post noted that this was far from Biden’s first mishap as “commander-in-klutz”:
“As the President said, his foot got caught on the pedal while dismounting and he is fine,” an unnamed White House official said. “No medical attention is needed. The President looks forward to spending the rest of the day with his family.”
But the incident recalled several of his past plunges.
Biden has fallen up the stairs of Air Force One repeatedly during the 16 months of his presidency, most recently on June 8 as he left Washington for an interview with Jimmy Kimmel.
And in December 2020, the then-president-elect broke his foot when he tripped after taking a shower, chasing his dog Major and grabbing the pup’s tail, as he explained it. The injury forced him to wear a medical boot for weeks.
Biden’s latest tumble came as his popularity continued to crumble.
The president’s approval rating stands at 39.8%, according to the RealClear Politics polling average. A huge 47% said they “strongly” disapprove of his job performance in Friday’s USA Today/Suffolk survey, with 61% disapproving overall, while 71% of respondents saying the US is “on the wrong track.”
For their part, the Twitter’s resident idiots tried rescuing Biden from such ignominy by engaging in elementary school tactics. One user wrote “I bet tRump can’t even ride a bike” – ss if misspelling his name to resemble a body part and pretending the other guys can’t do something is a real argument. Another responded by suggesting Trump has never ridden a bike at all.
Bazinga! These Twitter diehards really know how to go after DJT. Seriously, is that the best they can do? Why even defend Biden at this point?
These owns are so hardcore there’s no possible way Trump can recover. He’s been thoroughly roasted.
Note the sarcasm.
Hailey Sanibel fiercely loves freedom. She equally detests evil and stupidity, both of which are out of control in the modern world. She is a regular contributor at The Blue State Conservative.
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